Haley and Dylan's plan to quietly elope before the babies are born doesn't go as smoothly as they had hoped. Meanwhile, Jay continues to try and get his new business off the ground by courting an Instagram celebrity.
(The characters struck out do not appear in this episode)
- Jay Pritchett
- Gloria Pritchett
- Manny Delgado
- Joe Pritchett
- Claire Dunphy
- Phil Dunphy
- Haley Dunphy (Haley Marshall)
- Alex Dunphy
- Luke Dunphy
- Mitchell Pritchett
- Cameron Tucker
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett
- Reid Ewing as Dylan
- Fred Willard as Frank
- Rachel Bay Jones as Farrah
- Jimmy Tatro as Bill
- Christian Barrillas as Ronaldo
- Greg Rikkart as Dr. William
- Ramiz Monsef ad Doctor
- Greg Rikaart as Doctor
- Eden Rose as Annabelle
- Jack Axelrod as Bert
- Thomas Lennon as Orson
- Haley Dunphy becomes Haley Marshall in this episode.
- Dylan's middle name is "Stardust."
- Bill plays bagpipes and his mother married twice.
- Bill and Frank only make cameos appearances. Frank mistakenly calls Dylan "Andy" though he never actually met Andy physically.
- Dylan Marshall is English-American & Haley Dunphy is Irish-Scottish-American Ancestory.
- This marks the first time that Ronaldo and Phil interact.
- Haley has Braxton Hicks contractions.
- This marks the sixth episode in which Jay expresses problems with technology after "Connection Lost", "Spring Break", "The Cover-Up", "No Small Feet" and "Whanex?"
- Dylan's mother Farrah returns from "Blasts from the Past".
- Bill's 5th appearance
- Ronaldo's 11th appearance
- Dylan's 45th appearance
- Frank's 13th appearance
- This episode was broadcasted exactly 6 Years after Flip Flop
- This is the third episode in which a wedding might happen after Little Bo Bleep and The Wedding (Part 1) and The Wedding (Part 2).
- Though both Dylan and Rainer proposed to Haley in Dude Ranch and Five Minutes this marks actually the first time that Haley proposes to Dylan.
- Frank is the second character to use a telepresence robot, the first being his son Phil in American Skyper.
- The title is a pun on the cantaloupe fruit (also called muskmelon, mushmelon, rockmelon, sweet melon or spanspek).
- Luke has a Tinder account.
- Cam and Mitch's want to see a musical version of Sophie's Choice.
- Cam mentions fashion designer and costumer Bob Mackie.
- Mannie's poem is Beowulf-meets-You've Got Mail.
- The A.V. Club gave it a "B".