"Claire-Acuda" is a song written by Phil Dunphy to his wife Claire as a gift for their 20th anniversary in "A Fair to Remember". When Cameron realizes how horrible the song is, he suggests Phil to sing an existing song, to which Lily thanks.
- She's a pretty sight,
- Wise as a buddha.
- But, brother, watch that bite
- 'Cause she's a Claire-Acuda.
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