"Imagine Me Naked" is a love song that Dylan sings to Haley Dunphy in order to win her heart in "Bixby's Back". Everyone that hears the song considers it weird, except for Haley, who loves it.


I'm the bread without your butter
And I'll never find another girl who could make me feel so fine
So here's my broken valentine
Imagine me naked
I imagine you nude
You'll never have to fake it
But for now I'm lying naked
Without my best friend
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