"Imagine Me Naked" is a love song that Dylan sings to Haley Dunphy in order to win her heart in "Bixby's Back". Everyone that hears the song considers it weird, except for Haley, who loves it.
- I'm the bread without your butter
- And I'll never find another girl who could make me feel so fine
- So here's my broken valentine
- Imagine me naked
- I imagine you nude
- You'll never have to fake it
- But for now I'm lying naked
- Without my best friend
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