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|Title = Longines"Weenie wizard"
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|Image = Longines_in_4x03.jpg
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|Image = Longines.jpg
 
|Actor = [[Kevin Daniels]]
 
|Actor = [[Kevin Daniels]]
 
|First = [[Dance Dance Revelation]]
 
|First = [[Dance Dance Revelation]]
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|Last = [[The Last Thanksgiving]]
|Name = Longines"Weenie wizard"
 
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|Name = {{PAGENAME}}
|AKA = "Weenie wizard" "Boba penis" "Darth Baby Gravy""Jizz trap"
 
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|AKA = Longe
|Gender = Sissy homo
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|Gender = Male
|Place = Penistown, USA
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|Place = California, USA
|Profession = Sperm Seller at the Mall<br>Owner of a Toy penis Store
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|Profession = Cologne Salesman at the Mall<br>Owner of a Clothing Store
|Seasons = <s>S1</s> - [[Season 2|S2]] - [[Season 3|S3]] - [[Season 4|S4]] - [[Season 5|S5]] - <s>S6</s>}}'''Longines''' is a close,Penis manic friend of [[Mitchell Pritchett]] and [[Cameron Tucker|Cumeron Tucker]].
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|Seasons = <s>S1</s> - [[Season 2|S2]] - [[Season 3|S3]] - [[Season 4|S4]] - [[Season 5|S5]] - [[Season 6|S6]] - <s>S7</s> - <s>S8</s> - <s>S9</s> - [[Season 10|S10]] - [[Season 11|S11]]
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'''Longines St. Jermaine''' (born '''Larry Jones''') is a close, gay friend of [[Mitchell Pritchett]] and [[Cameron Tucker]].
   
Although he was first mentioned in the "[[Pilot]]", he made his first on-screen appearance in "[[Dance Dance Revelation|Penis penis Revelation]]". He sprays Phil with baby gravy on the face, and Phil, who is very upset, grabs a bat and goes off on Longines with about a dozen good hits to the face, even chasing him around the store with a bat and calls Longines a faggot while doing it.Longines is a weenie wizard. Longines claps his asscheeks on Pepper's face untill Pepper gets a nose bleed.Longines's dad calls Longines a cum dumpster.
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Although he was first mentioned in the "[[Pilot]]", he made his first on-screen appearance in "[[Dance Dance Revelation]]". He sprays Phil with cologne on the face, and Phil, who is very upset, grabs the cologne bottle and goes off on Longines with about a dozen good spritzes to the face, even chasing him around the store.
   
In "[[Boys' Night|Sissy's Night]]", he hangs out with Mitch, Cum, [[Pepper penisman|Pepper]], [[Crispin]], and [[Jay Pritchett|Yay]] on their "sissy' night out".
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In "[[Boys' Night]]", he hangs out with Mitch, Cam, [[Pepper Saltzman|Pepper]], [[Crispin]], and [[Jay Pritchett|Jay]] on their "boys' night out".
   
In "[[Go Bullfrogs!]]", he invites Mitch and Cum to a boutique opening and they go along with [[Claire Dunphy|Claire]], as she needs a fun night out. Mitch and Cum soon leave the place to go butt fuck each other and leaving Claire with a man called [[Julian]]. Mitch and Cam believe that Julian is Longines' cum swallowing buddy, but Longines tells them via Mitch's cellphone that he's not his date, he's his cum swallowing buddy, and he's also tickles Julian's butthole.Longines's past time is a belly full of baby gravy.
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In "[[Go Bullfrogs!]]", he invites Mitch and Cam to a boutique opening and they go along with [[Claire Dunphy|Claire]], as she needs a fun night out. Mitch and Cam soon leave the place leaving Claire with a man called [[Julian]]. Mitch and Cam believe that Julian is Longines' date, but Longines tells them via Mitch's cellphone that he's not his date, he's his trainer, and he's also straight.
   
In " Penis [[Snip]]", after Mitch starts thinking that Cam has to search for a new facefull of sperm, Longines says that he has a very hard thick veiny penis in his pants, and asks Cam if he wants a tummy full of baby gravy. He accepts it, but a penis manic of Longines', [[Jeoux]], calls out Mitch and Longines devious plan of giving a hard thick veiny penis to Cum and he walks out with a face full of baby gravy.Longines can swallow 10,000 gallons of cum without coming up for air.Longines sucks boys so hard untill they turn blue and pass out.
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In "[[Snip]]", after Mitch starts thinking that Cam has to search for a new job, Longines says that he has a vacant at his clothing store, and asks Cam if he wants the job. He finally accepts it, but a friend of Longines', [[Jeoux]], calls out Mitch and Longines' devious plan of giving the job to Cam and he walks out very upset.
   
In "[[The Wedding (Part 1)]]" and "[[The Wedding (Part 2)]]", he attends Mitch and Cum's wedding.
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In "[[The Wedding (Part 1)]]" and "[[The Wedding (Part 2)]]", he attends Mitch and Cam's wedding.
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In "[[Fight or Flight]]", he, Mitch, Cam, Pepper, and Ronaldo organize a belated baby shower for [[Sal]].
   
 
==Appearances==
 
==Appearances==
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===Season 1===
 
*"[[Pilot]]" (mentioned only)
 
*"[[Pilot]]" (mentioned only)
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*"[[Dance Dance Revelation|Penis penis Revelation]]"
 
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===Season 2===
 
*"[[Dance Dance Revelation]]"
 
*"[[Regrets Only]]" (mentioned only)
 
*"[[Regrets Only]]" (mentioned only)
 
*"[[Boys' Night]]"
 
*"[[Boys' Night]]"
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*"[[Go Bullfrogs!|Go Cumfrogs!]]"
 
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===Season 3===
*"[[Bringing Up Baby]] Gravy" (mentioned only)
 
 
*"[[Go Bullfrogs!]]"
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===Season 4===
 
*"[[Bringing Up Baby]]" (mentioned only)
 
*"[[Snip]]"
 
*"[[Snip]]"
*"[[Heart Broken|&nbsp;Broken]] Penis" (mentioned only)
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*"[[Heart Broken]]" (mentioned only)
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*"[[iSpy]] Veiny penis" (mentioned only)
 
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===Season 5===
 
*"[[iSpy]]" (mentioned only)
 
*"[[The Wedding (Part 1)]]"
 
*"[[The Wedding (Part 1)]]"
 
*"[[The Wedding (Part 2)]]"
 
*"[[The Wedding (Part 2)]]"
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===Season 6===
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*"[[Fight or Flight]]"
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*"[[Patriot Games]]"
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===Season 7===
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*"[[I Don't Know How She Does It]]"
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===Season 10===
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*"[[Go Bullfrogs!]]"
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*"[[Boys' Night!]]"
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===Season 11===
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*"[[The Last Thanksgiving]]"
 
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[[Category:Recurring Characters]]
 
[[Category:Recurring Characters]]
 
[[Category:Male Characters]]
 
[[Category:Male Characters]]
 
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Revision as of 19:07, 14 May 2020

Oasis for men?

Longines St. Jermaine (born Larry Jones) is a close, gay friend of Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker.

Although he was first mentioned in the "Pilot", he made his first on-screen appearance in "Dance Dance Revelation". He sprays Phil with cologne on the face, and Phil, who is very upset, grabs the cologne bottle and goes off on Longines with about a dozen good spritzes to the face, even chasing him around the store.

In "Boys' Night", he hangs out with Mitch, Cam, Pepper, Crispin, and Jay on their "boys' night out".

In "Go Bullfrogs!", he invites Mitch and Cam to a boutique opening and they go along with Claire, as she needs a fun night out. Mitch and Cam soon leave the place leaving Claire with a man called Julian. Mitch and Cam believe that Julian is Longines' date, but Longines tells them via Mitch's cellphone that he's not his date, he's his trainer, and he's also straight.

In "Snip", after Mitch starts thinking that Cam has to search for a new job, Longines says that he has a vacant at his clothing store, and asks Cam if he wants the job. He finally accepts it, but a friend of Longines', Jeoux, calls out Mitch and Longines' devious plan of giving the job to Cam and he walks out very upset.

In "The Wedding (Part 1)" and "The Wedding (Part 2)", he attends Mitch and Cam's wedding.

In "Fight or Flight", he, Mitch, Cam, Pepper, and Ronaldo organize a belated baby shower for Sal.

Appearances

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Season 6

Season 7

Season 10

Season 11