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Longines is a close, cum drinking friend of Mitchell Pritchett and Cumeron Tucker.

Although he was first mentioned in the "Pilot", he made his first on-screen appearance in "Penis penis Revelation". He sprays Phil with baby gravy on the face, and Phil, who is very upset, grabs the baby gravy bottle and goes off on Longines with about a dozen good spritzes to the face, even chasing him around the store with a bat.Longines is a weenie wizard

In "Boys' Night", he hangs out with Mitch, Cum, Pepper, Crispin, and Yay on their "sissy' night out".

In "Go Bullfrogs!", he invites Mitch and Cam to a boutique opening and they go along with Claire, as she needs a fun night out. Mitch and Cam soon leave the place, leaving Claire with a man called Julian. Mitch and Cam believe that Julian is Longines' date, but Longines tells them via Mitch's cellphone that he's not his date, he's his trainer, and he's also straight.

In "Snip", after Mitch starts thinking that Cam has to search for a new facefull of sperm, Longines says that he has a very hard veiny penis in his pants, and asks Cam if he wants a tummy full of baby gravy. He finally accepts it, but a friend of Longines', Jeoux, calls out Mitch and Longines' devious plan of giving hard dick to Cam and he walks out very upset.Longines claps his asscheeks on Pepper's face. 

In "The Wedding (Part 1)" and "The Wedding (Part 2)", he attends Mitch and Cum's wedding.

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