Modern Family Wiki: Featured Quotes

This is a section dedicated to the quotes from within the Modern Family universe that have previously been featured on the main page of the Modern Family Wiki.

Jay: Manny thinks his dad is like Superman. The truth, he's a total flake. In fact, the only way he's like Superman is that they both landed in this country illegally.
-The Bicycle Thief

Phil: Jay and I are buds, for sure, but with kind of um, an invisible, asterisk. Um, he's not the, he's not a talker, or, or hugger. Once he ran over my foot with his car. But in his defense, he had just given up smoking, but basically we're buds.
-Come Fly with Me

Cameron: Mitchell's mother has a problem with me. Last Christmas, for example, she gave me a piece of exercise equipment and a lettuce dryer. So to recap, I gave her a gorgeous pair of diamond earrings, and she gave me a hint.
-The Incident

Phil: It's just Jay being Jay. But one day I'm gonna be a grandfather, and then everybody better hide their meat.

Cameron: Well, my white-man name is Tucker. I am 1/16 Cherokee. Ready for child to soar like eagle.

Phil: Why do I have to watch a French movie, I didn't do anything wrong.
-Our Children, Ourselves

Gloria: Really, Manny? Do you want me to learn you English?
-Hit and Run

Manny: Cam, our shared bathroom is not the place to work out whatever's going on here.
-Me? Jealous?

Haley: There's something about going to work that makes you feel like, I don't know, you're worth something. No offense mom.
-Diamond in the Rough

Jay: Manny got into a fight at The Sound of Music, got kicked out, I've never been so proud.
-Larry's Wife

Gloria: Yes, people are allowed their private thoughts and I shouldn't be so angry, but I'm Latin so I get to feel whatever I want.

Gloria: Jay I miss you. Besides I don't know that I can keep Phil safe anymore, I think he's going to die here.

Haley: With great hotness comes great responsibility.
-The Cold

Luke: It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.
-Marco Polo

Phil: Being a realtor man means working on Sundays. Like priests and Lesley Stahl.
-Won't You Be Our Neighbor

Phil: Life is like a mountain road, with a new adventure around every corner.
Andy: Wow.
Phil: Right!?
Andy: Did you just think of that?
Phil: I did.
-White Christmas

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