NERP is a lifestyle company owned by Nicole Rosemary Page and the current workplace of Haley Dunphy. The company is known for selling pseudoscientific products.
List of Known/Mentioned Products[]
- Snake-Oil - Haley mentions that the products causes people to "complain about diarrhea all the time" (In Your Head).
- Space Stickers/Crystal Energy Stickers - Claimed to give the wearer energy. The product claims to improve one's colon health. (In Your Head).
- Crystals that absorb Wi-Fi - Briefly mentioned by Dr. Fennerman. (In Your Head).
- $1,200 Socks - Haley mentions that the sheep for the socks were only fed nothing but sushi. (In Your Head).
- Low Calorie Ice cubes- mentioned offhandedly by Haley in CHiPs and Salsa
Trivia[]
- The company is a possible spoof of Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop.