Spencer Patine is a friend of Haley Dunphy and Dylan Marshall who has something wrong with his arm. In "The Incident", a party is being thrown at his house and supervised by his uncle Toby and Haley's mother Claire doesn’t want to her go to a party with Dylan. Though Phil seems more interested in what is wrong with Spencer's arm, he agrees. It is not until Dylan is able to resolve an argument between the entire family that Claire and Phil allow her to go, however they soon change their minds when he sings about having sex with her.
- "The Incident" (mentioned only)