Spring break has Claire doing some spring cleaning, while Phil struggles with not being a spring chicken when Luke starts outperforming him at seemingly everything. Haley takes Alex to a music festival to take her mind off of colleges, and Gloria and Jay challenge one another to give up Spanish soap operas and cigars respectively. However, when Gloria accompanies Cameron to his faculty talent show, she projects the soapy drama she craves onto Cam's rivalry with Señor Kaplan, and Jay tags along with Mitchell to pick up Lily from camp so he can sneak a smoke.
- Will Sasso as Señor Kaplan
- Alyson Reed as Angela
- Grace Rowe as Mrs. Bay
- Perry Anzilotti as Stan
- Wayne Alon Scott as Security Guard
- Emma Loewen as Little Girl
- Rachel Sterling as Nurse
- Ayumi Iizuka as Den Mother
- Ashlyn Faith Williams as Scout #1
- Rigel Blue as Scout #2
- Aubree Young as Sydney Barrow
- Gregory Thirloway as Kurt
- Marshall Givens as Roger
- Troy Blendell as Dennis
- Señor Kaplan and Angela reappear from "Spring-a-Ding-Fling".
- Sydney reappears from "The Cold".
- Alex mentions her summer vacation, when she built houses for the poor in "The Long Honeymoon".
- Phil's trampoline reappears from "A Slight at the Opera".
- Aside from a few interview scenes, the Pritchett-Tucker household does not appear in this episode.
- Manny is absent in this episode.
- Phil used to play the banjo.
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